Other People’s Bodies: The Terrifying Frontier
*My deepest apologies to everyone. I’ve been scrambling the last two weeks and haven’t posted. Going forward, it looks like I’ll be contributing to ThoughtCatalog too, but I’ll be trying to post...
View ArticleThe Ying Yang Twins Taught Me Everything I Needed to Know About Talking to Women
Apathy and awkwardness—the two tenants most families are built on and what proved to be the very reasons my dad and I never had The Talk. Neither one of us wanted to, neither one was going to remind...
View ArticleA Lesson From Middle-School Sex Ed
It was seventh grade—a time for boys when masturbation is no longer a secret hobby but more a secret lifestyle. Sexuality was no mystery, still, we looked forward to sex education; mainly, because it...
View ArticleEveryday Hero
Color me impressed. Maybe it’s his apathetic demeanor or maybe it’s his apparent philosophy that blends self-confidence with a desire for perpetual comfort. Regardless, this man has me in awe. Truly a...
View ArticleFun and Failure Both Start With Creative Liberties [Part 2/2]
Thank you, everyone, for tuning in last week. Now enjoy Part Two of another countless chapter in my saga of disappointing employers. Second Rejected Article: Homemade Bidet—All Systems Flow Years of...
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